Die Aktennotiz

TO: All company personnel
FROM: Marketing Management
SUBJECT: Special High Intensity Training

In order to ensure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are giving our employees more S.H.I.T. than any other organization in town.

If you feel you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your supervisor. You will be placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list for special attention.

If you consider yourself to be trained enough already, you may be interested in helping us to train others. We can add you to our Basic Understanding Lecture List, Special High Intensity Training (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.)

If you have further questions, please address them to our Head of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

Boss in General
Special High Intensity Training
(B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

P.S. With the personality some of you display around here, you could easily become the Director of Intensity Programming, Special High Intensity Training (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

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